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A site dedicated to humor, years of drunken shenanigans, news, pop culture and whatever else brews in our twisted heads. Welcome to the family.

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The Daily Dump The Daily Dump

Dropping loads of different material for your eye holes. A place dedicated to whatever the hell we feel like posting that day. Updated often.

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THIS GUYS AN ASSHOLE IV THIS GUYS AN ASSHOLE IV

A weekly column in which the writer takes an individual and discusses why he or she is an asshole. Written by Herb Wight

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What Happens in the Minivan, Stays in the Minivan… What Happens in the Minivan, Stay...

A lovely lady from the UT shares a bachelorette party that ends in a XXX movie thrill ride. We always miss the good stuff man!

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FEATURED COLUMN FEATURED COLUMN

Herb Wight takes us on another journey in his continuing series of why SBTB ruined his life. ALWAYS EPIC!

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Underage Thinkers Shop Underage Thinkers Shop

Merchandise, merchandise, merchandise. A portion of all proceeds will go to our drinking habits. Do it for the children.

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JT: The Man Can Do No Wrong JT: The Man Can Do No Wrong

In honor of Justin Timberlake’s new album, The 20/20 Experience. A Herb Wight Experience. BACKSTREETS  BACK!

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Remember when MTV was legit? Chopper Dave does and he has something to say about it. Unleash the fury!

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THIS GUYS AN ASSHOLE III THIS GUYS AN ASSHOLE III

A weekly column in which the writer takes an individual and discusses why he or she is an asshole. Written by Herb Wight.

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FEATURED ARTICLE FEATURED ARTICLE

A Chopper Dave & King Ralph compilation. Join us will you?

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FEATURED COLUMN FEATURED COLUMN

Herb Wight takes us on another journey in his continuing series of why SBTB ruined his life. ALWAYS EPIC!

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A Particular Set of Skills A Particular Set of Skills

We hope you’re not “TAKEN” back by Liam’s Craigslist post.

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THIS GUYS AN ASSHOLE II THIS GUYS AN ASSHOLE II

A weekly column in which the writer takes an individual and discusses why he or she is an asshole. Written by Herb Wight.

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Little Boyz in the Hood Little Boyz in the Hood

Hands down, one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a long time!

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HEY KIDS! HEY KIDS!

Have you ever looked back at some of the toys you owned as a child and just said WTF was that about?

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FEATURED ARTICLE FEATURED ARTICLE

Chopper Dave ponders the idea of telling people how you really feel about them on Facebook while staying anonymous. Hilarity ensues.

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FEATURED COLUMN FEATURED COLUMN

Clearly the greatest show ever made. Herb Wight takes us back to the golden years of S.B.T.B. and tells us why it ruined his life.

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The Daily Dump
The Daily Dump
Dropping loads of different material for your eye holes. A place dedicated to whatever the hell we feel like posting that day. UPDATED OFTEN.
Statistically Speaking
Statistically Speaking
Here we break it down by the numbers. The best of the best or the worst of the worst. Will you agree or cry about it in the comments?
G.S.E.T.T.
G.S.E.T.T.
The Greatest Story Ever Told, Today. We all have a friend or drunken uncle who tells that same epic story every holiday, whether you want to hear it or not.. Here is a vast collection of them.
Phresh Air
Phresh Air
A topical section for pop culture, politics, television, music, fashion and your mom jokes. All opinion driven, crafted in such a way you’ll come back for more, or tell us to get f*cked.

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